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A framed art print featuring a cute white duck illustration with an orange beak and the text 'Absolutely Not.' in pink, leaning against a white paneled wall on a light wood floor.
Funny Absolutely Not goose wall art – quirky neutral animal print for modern home decor
Six framed duck-themed wall art prints arranged in a 2x3 grid on a beige wall with soft window shadows. The prints feature white ducks with orange beaks and humorous phrases such as 'Did someone say snack?', 'HONK if you're HUNGRY', 'it wasn't me', 'SNACKS', 'Absolutely Not.

Absolutely Not Goose Print

Absolutely Not Goose Print

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Sometimes the answer is simply Absolutely Not.

This funny goose print features one wonderfully unimpressed white goose paired with the blunt “Absolutely Not.” quote — perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcastic humour, quirky artwork and wall decor that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Designed with a warm neutral beige background, soft terracotta typography and an adorable illustrated goose, this print manages to be both funny and easy to style. The simple neutral colour palette means it can work almost anywhere in the home, from a bedroom or hallway to an office, dressing room, living space or gallery wall.

A brilliant choice for lovers of funny wall art, quirky prints, sarcastic quotes, goose decor, duck prints and humorous animal artwork.

One of 6 Goose Prints to Collect

This Absolutely Not. design is part of our coordinating collection of 6 cheeky goose prints to collect, with each design sold separately throughout our shop.

Choose the goose that matches your personality, mix and match your favourites or collect the full flock for a fun coordinating gallery wall.

Perfect For

Funny wall decor, quirky homes, sarcastic quote lovers, goose lovers, duck lovers, animal artwork, neutral interiors, eclectic gallery walls and anyone whose favourite answer is simply “absolutely not.”

It also makes a brilliant funny gift, best friend gift, housewarming present, new home gift, goose lover gift, duck lover gift or sarcastic gift for someone with a good sense of humour.

Print Details

  • “Absolutely Not.” goose design

  • This listing is for this individual print only

  • Available in A5, A4 and A3

  • Printed on premium 180gsm gloss paper

  • Portrait orientation

  • Neutral beige, cream, terracotta, white and orange tones

  • Part of our coordinating funny goose collection

  • 6 different goose designs available separately to collect

  • Supplied unframed

Cute goose. Terrible attitude. Absolutely not.

6 designs to collect:

  • SNACKS
  • Did Someone Say Snack?
  • HONK If You’re Hungry
  • It Wasn’t Me
  • Absolutely Not.
  • Are You Pooping?

Print Details

  • This listing is for the SNACKS design only

  • Available in A5, A4 and A3

  • Printed on premium 180gsm gloss paper

  • Warm neutral beige and terracotta colour palette

  • Portrait orientation

  • Coordinating collection available separately

  • 6 goose designs to collect from our shop

  • Supplied unframed

A fun little print with bags of personality — and once one goose moves in, you might just need the other five.

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